Shrek poses with a box

Shrek is leaning on a box to show how he thinks outside the box. He doesn't follow the social norms of what an ideal body should look like. He has cellulite to show that he has had a dark past, and the cellulite is there as a constant reminder of that past. His vast green ass, however, shows how green meadows and happiness is awaiting him. He is lactating because he wants to. Who said milk can only be produced by girls? He is drooling because he finds himself really hot- he wants himself. Lastly, he is covering his cock with his leg because I, the artist behind this masterpiece, didn't want to make you wet.